what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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