Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
