Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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