"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Floor bacon is actually really good
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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