I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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