And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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