I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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