Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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