i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
you are never too drunk for berry picking
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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