She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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