Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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