Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
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Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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