Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
