OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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