I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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