But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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