whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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