I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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