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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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