I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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