I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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