There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
