everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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