windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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