So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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