Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
My life is pants optional.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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