So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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