if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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