Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
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I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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