is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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