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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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