So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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