well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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