My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
