...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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