hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
