I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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