is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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