is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
That accounts for only three of the penises
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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