If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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