she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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