Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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