Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Girls should come with a carfax report
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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