At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
how drunk are you?
Several
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Randomize
