you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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