And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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