eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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