well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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