plz talk dirty to me
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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