hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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