we're blogging at a bar
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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