Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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